The Republic of North jesusland is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.909 billion North jesuslandians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.7%.

The very strong North jesuslandian economy, worth 310 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,558 pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 229,812 per year while the poor average 7,582, a ratio of 30.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem. North jesusland's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

North jesusland is ranked 79,102^nd in the world and 2,253^rd in Suspicious for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.96 kickbacks per hour.